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In German: Hi Christian, it's your father
here. What are your plans for
the summer?

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There's a talent search
project called Rockstarba starting 
with Äärilevy, would you like to lead it?

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When are you coming home 
to Finland?

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- I think I'm coming there 
around mid-May, but that really 
doesn't sound like a project for me.

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- What? - I don't know how to handle
such a project.
- Of course you can do it, you're my son.

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You coward!

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You'll just have to film the document
and it'll be shown as a series on
TV. Big bucks you know.

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- Wow, on TV, really?
Now this sounds interesting.

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- OK, we can discuss this further
when you come home to Hovila.

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Bye. - Bye.

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Hi. - Howdy.
- Christian von Bischmann

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- Nice to meet you, I am Kim
Rivers from Sugarcube Productions

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- OK, let's go inside.
- Yes, let's go upstairs.

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- You have some kind of rock
documentary in production?
- Yes, talent search show Rockstarba

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We need a film crew for that,
I assume you can arrange one for me?

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- Of course, but even though you're my
friend and the price is low, with
your budget I can only give you one guy.

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We're living in tough times
financially.

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- OK, it's all settled then.
- It's OK.

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Hi dad. I met the document guy,
the production seems to have a good
start and things are really looking fine now.

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Welcome to the Rockstarba documentary.
My name is Christian von Bischmann
and I am the host of this show.

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This is a new program concept that has been 
purchased from Hungary and adapted
to Finnish needs.

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Our aim is to find and form
a talented rock band through
a public competition.

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Heavy rock is a trendy and fresh
musical style and especially 80's
heavy metal is rocketing this summer.

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We are going to skyrocket to the top of the 
charts with the most talented musicians in Finland.

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<br>Rock and roll!

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Produced by Peter Bird

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Produced by Alex Rock

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starring: Ilpo Flegmann

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starring: Antti Flegmann

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starring: Jamo Välimalli

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starring: Markus Kynänen

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starring: Patu Taiminen

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starring: Christian von Bischmann

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and hundreds of others

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This is their story.

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The plain truth.

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Nothing but the truth.

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Rockstarba The First

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The first audition, Kotka Finland 2004

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Today we are in Kotka, Finland,
for the first audition of Rockstarba.

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This is tonight's jury. My name is
Christian von Bischmann,

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here next to me we have former guitar
hero, currently music producer,
Jürgen Schmidt from Germany.

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and next to him is
assisting producer Daniela Franz.
- Hi.

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Is there some kind of happening
going on here or what?
- Yes.

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Welcome! - Howdy. - Hello.

46
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musician

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Can I ask you a few questions?

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a) You have a hat on, I hope you
are not hiding a hair loss problem?

49
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OK, it seems to be OK.
- Well, it is progressing slowly.

50
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- I wouldn't like to get too much into
details but I have to say that you
should not wear a hat inside.

51
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- Especially when we have ladies around.
- Not in any situation.

52
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- I don't really need this hat but the
guitar looks very promising.

53
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I think it is time to see what the man can do. 
- Let's get started!

54
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- OK, thank you, thank you!

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This was a sacred performance, I
think we have found the right guy
for the job!

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This was a straight continuation from Paganini's
Italy via Randy Rhoads's 80's style
to current musical influences.

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It is clear that the basic structure
of heavy metal has been studied very well here.

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Classical music combined with
primitive brutality,

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And his technical perfection was the 
piquant peak of the performance.

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I would say that this is it.
And the instrument closes the
circle that I just described.

61
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A perfect match, the guy and the guitar.

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- Do you have other ongoing
projects currently?

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- Well, I have several 
projects going on...

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I think they really liked that,
maybe I have to postpone the
tour with Ronnie James.

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Just stand on the garbage bag there please.

66
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student

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OK, that is enough.

68
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That was so f*ing small and tiny,
I wouldn't call that a performance.

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The chords must be like sledgehammer.
When the vikings attack,
they don't ask any questions.

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The solo work was lacking both 
the technical skills and
the extreme intensity needed

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to really hit the listener hard.
I'd say that this one
doesn't have what we're looking for.

72
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I think it was going fine but I really
don't know. You're the professional
here, not me.

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Yes, I agree, a nice try but I guess
this isn't what we are looking for.

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Thank you.

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truck driver

76
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We are looking for something similar
to Jaco Pastorius, a guy who can
handle the 12 tone palette.

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That combined with the agressiveness of
Steve Harris. This was more like basic
rock bass playing,

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like a Guns N' Roses' standard
performance, but I think the basic
structure works here.

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Well, actually we need a tour
bus driver. What kind of
driver's license do you have?

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student

81
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:06,210
Wow, you have cool hair. What stuff
do you endorse, L'Oréal, sugar water?

82
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- Actually I'm not using any...
- Now you're supposed to use your strings,
pickup and guitar, go ahead.

83
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Show us what you've got!

84
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OK, that's clear, thanks, OK.

85
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Guys? - Earlier I thought that we'd
hit rock bottom

86
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with the guy who played before but
now I have to admit that I was wrong.

87
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This sounded like Andy McCoy meets
some boyband, which does not even have
a guitar player.

88
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What we are looking for is something
like a Whitesnake-style sex opera 
meets Black Sabbath,

89
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even Dio-style gothica, maybe even
a celtic druidian spirit.

90
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:06,470
This sounded more like a
triangle playing group from
an elementary school.

91
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:12,190
I would say that this didn't work
- Yes, that really lacked the spirit.
- I got the same impression.

92
00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,030
- So that was it.
- OK.

93
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After seeing a couple of other contestants, 
Christian goes to the drumming room
to check out the only participating drummer.

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Jürgen relaxes and has a few sausages
with milk. Daniela keeps him company.

95
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musician

96
00:11:56,210 --> 00:12:00,190
That sounded OK, do you have a
lot of upcoming gigs?

97
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- I'm already late from one...

98
00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:13,380
- OK, what do you think about these
musicians?
- Well, as you used the word "musician"...

99
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,360
Two players totally sucked, we can 
count them out immediately.

100
00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:23,270
They may be nice fellows but I'd say
that playing guitar isn't what
they're supposed to do with their life.

101
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I'd recommed them to do something
completely different with their lives.
- I agree with that.

102
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The guy with the hat and the Randy Rhoads
guitar, I could see him as a perfect
choice for the soloist.

103
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A soloist? - Can you justify that?

104
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:46,090
Well, in a heavy metal band the guitarist
leads the assault,

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he shoots the laser beams of his solos 
to the audience and crashes
the walls with chords.

106
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The guitarist is the leader, the bass player
and the drummer give him heavy 
support by artillery over the front line.

107
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:10,000
- I have a problem with the fact that
the guy has those other projects.
Rockstarba requires 110% at least.

108
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You're the man to decide.

109
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:18,390
I would like to stress that the
Rockstarba project really
requires 110%.

110
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,470
That makes me a bit hesitant...
- Yes...

111
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,320
What a bad situation to decide.

112
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:36,260
My flight to Frankfurt is leaving soon
and I really don't have time for this.
My vote goes to the guy with the hat,

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that's my pick, if you're not OK
with than then I cannot help you
anymore.

114
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What's that noise there?
- Sounds just like heavy rock!

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Go ahead and look who's there!
- OK, what do we have here?

116
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Hey, you!

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00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,070
musician

118
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:13,320
I came here to practise with my guitar.
- To practise? So, show us what you got!

119
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,330
- Whoaa, here we have our guitarist!
- God damn, he's got the style!

120
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:31,380
His performance really kicks *ss.
- Hey, get over here!

121
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:38,070
Do you have a lot of gigs and stuff?
- No, I don't have anything specific
going on, why?

122
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I am Christian von Bischmann, and
you're hired, welcome to the
Rockstarba project.

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F*ck yeah!
- All right.

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I am Jürgen Schmidt
- Just call me Jamo

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You're hired!
- OK!

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The second audition, Jyväskylä Finland 2004

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Welcome to the Rockstarba
auditions here in Jyväskylä.

128
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:25,200
Let me introduce the jury tonight.

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We already know Jürgen Schmidt.
- Greetings!

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00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:35,400
Then we have Kim Rivers, managing director of
Sugarcube Productions here. - Good evening.

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And then Margareth Tähti, production
assistant for the record company Äärilevy.

132
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:47,020
But let's cut to the chase and
start with the auditions.

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Nice to see so many of you here
tonight. My name is Christian von
Bischmann,

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the host and producer of this
production. OK, let's start with the
auditions, you can start when you're ready.

135
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,070
archivist

136
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:21,140
Evening. My name is Samuli Porras and
I'm going to perform my own
composition Kuuron Kukka

137
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:29,130
"Murder, plain murder,
talking to you,"

138
00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:32,290
"because you are deaf"

139
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:42,470
OK, thanks. When we were in Kotka,
I thought that it really wasn't
worthwhile being there,

140
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:51,450
but this is even worse. This
sounds like a banjo group training in a
St. Petersburg school of retards.

141
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:55,390
If we are really looking for the guitarist
of a heavy metal band, it this the
best we can get?

142
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,400
Wise words,
what do the others think?

143
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:08,160
I'd quote the artist in wishing that
I was deaf, but unfortunately I
was not.

144
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,290
I totally agree with that.

145
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:18,030
Well, maybe better luck next time,
our professionals have spoken.

146
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:23,050
I have another verse for this song.
- This was really enough, thank you.

147
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:29,060
- OK, thank you.
- And I travelled all the way from
Kurikka... - That was your choice.

148
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,320
lumberjack

149
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:24,180
Yes! Here we have the man,
here we have the drummer!

150
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:30,460
Drums are a bi-divisional instrument,
a drummer's hands need to be like those of 
a Swiss clocksmith or a midwife,

151
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:37,020
feet like a sprinter, filled with
pure rage and with the tempo of a rabbit.

152
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:43,000
Yes!
- I really didn't like this,
not my cup of tea.

153
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:50,110
- I agree that the playing was pretty loud. 
- Heavy metal requires loud playing.

154
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:58,120
- But he's so mean looking... OK, we
have to think about this. Thank you
for your participation.

155
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,010
Hey! Is this the Popstars thing
or what?

156
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,190
dancer

157
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:24,000
Hi, my name is Jouni, do you come
here often? - No.

158
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,030
sales representative

159
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:47,200
Hi. I have to take my shoes off.

160
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:30,160
Thank you, that was such a flat
performance that I'm struggling to
find words for it.

161
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:41,300
Heavy metal drums should be very aggressive, 
the bass drum is what keeps bashing
the enemy continuously,

162
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:49,400
and the ride cymbal should be played like a sniper,
shooting whereever a red star hat
is in view.

163
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:54,480
- I'm sorry, but I thought I could play double bass drums here...

164
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:59,230
I doubt that anyone can play 
double bass drums without shoes.
- Yes, you can...

165
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:09,050
And this suit thing, I understand
the urge to get some money...

166
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:16,470
I was on a business trip here when 
I heard about this audition and 
decided to give it a try.

167
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:22,190
- I think this guy has a great suit,
Gucci, isn't it?

168
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:29,370
Gucci Schmucci, we're auditioning for
a heavy rock drummer, not for
a business consultant.

169
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,280
I think he has potential.
- I think something was missing.

170
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:44,170
I like him overall.
- I got a good impression too.

171
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:50,100
- Are you going to decide 
by clothing again?
- Am I in?

172
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:56,440
- I don't think this guy is in.
- I think I'll have a word with you later.

173
00:21:57,030 --> 00:22:02,030
- Thank you, we'll get back to you...

174
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,040
clerk

175
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,450
OK, cut it. That's enough.

176
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:46,430
This was very a divided display,
the neoclassical harmonic minor scales
in the beginning

177
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:54,240
were very aryan, a Southern-Germany,
Mozart-Beethoven-symbiosis,

178
00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:59,310
but what was the rest, some sort of punk, nu-metal
whatchamacallit?

179
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:04,320
Heavy metal is the music of the wikings,
you're not supposed to mix any west coast influences with it.

180
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:09,080
- But his techique was tremendous!
Great technique!

181
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:14,450
- I think this performance
had that certain something.

182
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:23,270
- I think so too, but on the other hand
we already... have... that other guy.
- It's up to you.

183
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:33,210
- Hey, thanks. We'll try not to forget
your face. I don't think that will be a problem.
We'll keep in touch.

184
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:39,130
Thank you. You can leave now.

185
00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:55,230
Damn this awful gear.

186
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,180
OK, now it's looking better!

187
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:17,210
I'll have to switch to these 
playing glasses, as I'm almost blind.

188
00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:25,480
- OK, that doesn't look good anymore.
You may begin.

189
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:35,120
- I'm Pro Bono. I'm like Bono
but helluva lot better.

190
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:38,080
- Turn on the amplifier, thank you...

191
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:44,200
Are you ready for some real art?
- Go on.

192
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,120
- Thank you, please.

193
00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:06,210
Are you aware that we are looking
for a heavy rock bass player?

194
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:09,260
Yeah, sure! I'll play anything.
- Anything?

195
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:18,180
We're looking for like soul fusion,
"chicks wetting their underpants",
combined with pure rage.

196
00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:21,250
A constant onslaught
together with the drummer

197
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:27,190
This was like waking up with a hangover
and tripping over your own socks in the hall.

198
00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:34,390
With this feel and rhythmics, if you
can call those such, you have
no place here.

199
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:46,080
- What can you say, this was like from
an insane asylum performance. Sad...

200
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:51,070
Maybe you should get rid of that
little boy look too.

201
00:25:51,330 --> 00:25:55,330
Maybe some sort of arctic flyfisher job would
suit you better.

202
00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:01,300
- Let's not get into that now.
- Bass playing isn't your thing anyhow.

203
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:09,480
Well thanks, now put down the bass please.
- You damn fools don't know 
anything about true art.

204
00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:18,290
You morons, that was progressive fusion!
- Thank you, you may leave.

205
00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:22,380
Damn, I'll go back to the academy,
they understand about art.

206
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,220
Damn squares!

207
00:26:31,050 --> 00:26:38,220
- Anybody else? - Hey, I am here!
- OK, the stage is yours.

208
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:41,120
stevedore

209
00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:58,430
Woman, you're my slave.
As I come in, deep into you

210
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:09,170
As I come deep into your cavity,
you have met your god.

211
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:23,100
- My mother tongue is German and if I
understood even half of that, you're on 
the wrong stage, buddy.

212
00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:24,470
- I have to leave now.

213
00:27:25,030 --> 00:27:30,030
- Margereth?
- I totally agree with him.
- Hey Kim, wait a moment...

214
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:38,320
Thanks, we were seaching for a singer.
- Don't you want to hear the rest of it?

215
00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:49,320
- You may leave, we have to end now.
We've had a very long evening and the
audition is over now.

216
00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:53,440
Are you friggin' gays?
- Get off the stage!

217
00:27:54,250 --> 00:28:01,190
I'll stop, sure, but I've been waiting 
for this for the whole evening.
I want you to listen to this!

218
00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:03,330
- Now get out.
- No, I won't.

219
00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:06,060
- Get out now!
- Security!

220
00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:19,260
- I'm not leaving. My love! My love
will dry out faster than the sperm
on the ceiling!

221
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:43,440
Oh my god, this is some 
Italian progressive shit!

222
00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:49,170
- Hi! Did they throw you out as well?
- Yes, they don't understand art.

223
00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:57,330
- We have the education for this and
they are such amateurs, it's pitiful.

224
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:06,230
They aim for the top of the world with
this, hah. The manager is such a fool.

225
00:29:06,390 --> 00:29:13,140
- That suit guy, suit guys don't ever get it.
- He looks stupid in that suit.

226
00:29:14,050 --> 00:29:18,470
- That will never lead anywhere.
- You're OK! Let's go over to my place
and drink some red wine.

227
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:24,330
- Yeah, I have some too. I think we'll
form our own band.

228
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:31,160
- Let's! Let's go.
- This will be art!

229
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:40,310
- And we'll show those wankers what
art and success really is!

230
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:46,010
- Some middle class chap's Volvo
- I feel like kicking the...

231
00:29:48,000 --> 00:30:09,310
Thank you for this evening, you may
go now. And Patrick, please stay for
a while longer. Good night.

232
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:17,420
- Patrick, I think I dig you,
this job is yours.

233
00:30:18,290 --> 00:30:26,090
- I think you're stylish, we can fix 
your image to suit Rockstarba.

234
00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:34,140
- You have what Rockstarba needs,
so we'll keep in touch.

235
00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:46,070
The third audition, Kotka Finland 2004

236
00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:57,070
Let's go to the library auditorium to
see the next Rockstarba auditions.

237
00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:12,290
We're in high spirits, as the success has
been so great. We're waiting to see a hall
full of promising musicians.

238
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:16,240
Enter here!

239
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,170
What the hell? Nobody?

240
00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:31,100
- Hey, do you play an instrument?
- I have played the keyboards.

241
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:34,290
widower

242
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:42,170
- Here's my card, call me,
you'll have a job.

243
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:53,100
- What is this? I was just reading here.

244
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:11,120
- It's Chris here. I'm in the DLX-Music 
shop. Jürgen said that musicians tend to
hang around here.

245
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,280
I'll call you later.

246
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:23,480
I think I hear something.

247
00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:56,060
How are you guys? Care to join a band?
I have a good thing going.

248
00:32:56,490 --> 00:33:02,180
I have this produced rock band, fame
and money involved, we need players.

249
00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:04,180
- I'm not interested.

250
00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:07,090
- How about it?
- I can be the singer.

251
00:33:08,410 --> 00:33:12,050
On one condition. I want my
brother to join as well.

252
00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:16,410
- Oh, bro? What's he playing?
- Bass guitar, of course!

253
00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:23,310
- Sounds fine. Where is he?
- He lives nearby, let's visit him.

254
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:31,160
- OK. Let's.
- Let's go. I'll take this bottle with me.

255
00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:35,360
inspector

256
00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:51,020
I'm returning from Helsinki now,
now we have the band formed!
We have the bass player and the singer.

257
00:33:51,210 --> 00:34:01,100
They started drinking very heavily,
but hey, that's rock 'n' roll, I guess.

258
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:27,240
I had this vision of a TV series to
follow the project

259
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:35,210
but I didn't get the TV people interested so I
decided to make a documentary instead.

260
00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:37,300
Making a documentary has some 
advantages as well.

261
00:34:42,430 --> 00:34:50,060
The tour bus broke down in Laihia? 
The fuel tank fell off?
What are we going to do?

262
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,280
You were supposed to be here yesterday,
it was booked a week ago.

263
00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:57,220
OK, I'll think of something...

264
00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:24,140
Hi dad! Chris here! Can we borrow our
camper? I have a driver for it!

265
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:34,030
- Where are you? At Ruukinkatu?
Any landmarks for us?

266
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:41,260
The police station? See you in front
of it in five minutes.

267
00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:44,470
OK, great. We'll meet there.

268
00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:55,470
- Whatta hell?

269
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:08,160
- Spent the night in Kotka jail?
Get your boots on now, we're in a hurry.

270
00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:26,250
- That one.
- Here?

271
00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:31,100
- There.

272
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:51,060
- Sipping soup again? 
Damn it, we're in a hurry.

273
00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:54,330
Flegu's brother / researcher

274
00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:02,050
Always on with the bottle! Get up!

275
00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:10,120
- So we stay behind that Russian truck?
- Yeah.

276
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:16,150
- Damn it, my suit smells of
shitty diesel oil.

277
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,360
F*cking shut yer mouth!

278
00:37:20,290 --> 00:37:22,400
Take a look at that!
- Yeah.

279
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,160
For once, someone is on time.

280
00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:40,370
Great, you're on time.
- Yeah.

281
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:43,150
- Let's go. Is that castle yours?

282
00:37:47,110 --> 00:37:52,150
Well, which one is it?
They're all so damn middle class.

283
00:37:52,390 --> 00:38:03,170
- Patrick, I just remembered, please
wear some casual clothing instead of
a business suit, like a t-shirt etc.

284
00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:07,250
- Bye.

285
00:38:16,490 --> 00:38:21,480
- Do you think that's rock?
- You asked for casual.

286
00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:26,080
These are quite casual,
don't you think?

287
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:31,150
- Patu.
- Christian.

288
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,220
- Damn it, rock casual.
Get in the car, we're in a hurry.

289
00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:44,400
- OK, get in.
- Who the hell are you?

290
00:38:45,310 --> 00:38:49,030
- This is Patrick, our drummer.
- Just call me Patu.

291
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:50,430
- Make.

292
00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:53,160
- Antsa.

293
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,370
- Flegu.

294
00:38:56,300 --> 00:39:03,360
- Hey Jamo, Jamo!
- Patu.

295
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:11,010
Sit down, we're in a hurry.
- May I sit here?

296
00:39:12,170 --> 00:39:16,070
- Can I ask you something? Are you gay?
- No, thank you.

297
00:39:20,310 --> 00:39:28,380
- So, are we getting a real tour bus?
- The bus broke down but 
I'll try to arrange something.

298
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:36,090
Until then, we have this camper.
But isn't this OK too?

299
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:46,060
- Crappy.
- But this is top of the class.

300
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:51,210
- It's so cramped.
- Very tiny.

301
00:39:54,090 --> 00:39:56,300
- No room for shagging.

302
00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:09,030
After the "joyful" first meeting with each other,
the rockstars travel to meet the record
company people and sign the contracts.

303
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:15,200
Due to legalities we were not able
to film the signing session. The guys have a couple of
re-fresheners at the office and then they head back home.

304
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:29,480
What? You threw out five Africans?
They were my business partners,
get them back at once!

305
00:40:30,450 --> 00:40:35,450
Just improvise some activity for them, Lissu can
give them cookies or something...

306
00:40:37,350 --> 00:40:46,130
I have an appointment with the Rockstarba
guys, I think I'll get rid of those
clowns before 5 PM...

307
00:40:55,110 --> 00:41:00,460
Swedish: Now that you have won the
Rockstarba competition, 
how do you feel?

308
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:04,270
- Huh? I don't understand.
- Maybe I should reply:

309
00:41:05,410 --> 00:41:12,450
Bad Swedish: It's been quite great,
we have enjoyed and such. Thank.

310
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:23,380
Looks good, the team is together.
The business looks good.

311
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:31,490
- In a guitar solo it's very important
that you give your all within the 
first two bars.

312
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:39,090
Swedish: What are you saying, 
can you speak any Swedish?
- Danke Deutschland.

313
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:48,380
- You don't know but I don't know,
we don't know. I think.

314
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,020
The most important thing is to show all 
you've got in the first two bars.

315
00:41:53,360 --> 00:42:08,260
Great, no fuss, this is starting to
go really well. Have to go, call you.

316
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:24,150
- We're heading downtown.
- Aw f*ck you're nuts.
- I can't go in this condition.

317
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:32,350
- Is it something you ate? 
You're all swollen. And where's Jamo now?

318
00:42:41,470 --> 00:42:43,040
- Do you have any empty bottles?

319
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:02,460
- I've always said I lose our fights.
But I won't lose again.

320
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,290
Let's hit the road, boys.

321
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:11,270
- We won't have any dull days with these
brothers in the band.

322
00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:21,110
They always come up with something. It's
funny, they have so much in common.

323
00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:40,100
- So I had to throw it at him.
- Between us, your brother is quite annoying sometimes.

324
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:49,050
- Hi, how are you?
- My bro! I have never said 
any bad things about you.

325
00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:53,370
- I know you haven't. 
I love you more than anything.
- I know.

326
00:43:53,470 --> 00:43:55,120
- Let's go and get drunk!

327
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,230
- Can't obey that kind of a guy.
- Why not?

328
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:07,280
Damn it, if you don't give us some 
"soup", we will not tour with you.

329
00:44:09,070 --> 00:44:17,400
- The gig is in trouble if we don't get 
something to drink. 
- Let's see, I'll arrange something.

330
00:44:18,350 --> 00:44:25,010
- Just go now to get us some liquor!
- And some perry cider for me please!

331
00:44:27,310 --> 00:44:31,390
- We're not drinking today, we're
doing promotion today.

332
00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:35,420
- We're adults, 
we can't, well, damn it.

333
00:44:36,050 --> 00:44:42,210
Damn it, you say we can't do anything,
can't get any beer.

334
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:52,360
- Don't get cocky now, remember who's
the boss. I run this.
- Shuddup! I'm the boss!

335
00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:59,230
This thing wouldn't even exist without me.
- Don't talk bullshit, man!

336
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:07,150
- I need to go to a business meeting.

337
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:13,300
- We need to work on some 
liquid material!
- No, the rehearsals are tomorrow.

338
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:21,220
- We're in a creative profession, we
need to have some beer!

339
00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:23,300
- OK. But two pints at most.

340
00:45:24,270 --> 00:45:27,370
- Two.
- You can have my two.

341
00:45:30,090 --> 00:45:33,180
- I trust you guys, behave.

342
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:36,010
- Damn it, grown men!

343
00:45:39,350 --> 00:45:44,400
- Jamo, they have some of those 
studded bracelets here.
- Oh!

344
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,490
- This is just outrageous.

345
00:45:59,410 --> 00:46:01,420
- Think about me fondling this.

346
00:46:02,110 --> 00:46:05,370
- Jamo, you're the expert on this, 
is this like it?

347
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:11,210
- I'd say it would be great around 
your thigh.

348
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,260
- My thigh? I was thinking, well...

349
00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:19,230
- Around the thigh it would really suit you.

350
00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:21,120
- You can try these on.

351
00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:23,270
- Um, try them on? Do you have a fitting room?

352
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:38,460
- Hi Patrick. We're going to the 
promo shoot, put on a band t-shirt
and dress in black.

353
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:45,090
You'll have more street credibility.
I'll pick you up soon.

354
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,310
- Show some masculinity now, boys!

355
00:47:03,330 --> 00:47:05,420
- The short haired one should move 
a little to the rear.

356
00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:10,070
- No laughing, just show a grim face now.

357
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,120
- Look at that clowd, 
I looks just like me.

358
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:26,260
- On your knees now. Not lying down,
don't be too humble.

359
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:28,350
- Maybe we can use some of these.

360
00:47:28,450 --> 00:47:32,370
- Can we start drinking again?
- No way, Patrick! Throw it away!

361
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,450
- Man, oh man...

362
00:47:51,210 --> 00:47:53,380
- My bro seldom does good things but
this time he did.

363
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,030
Hey, I don't drink beer, 
I have this cider.

364
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:05,130
- This is for pop musicians.
- Is it lemon?

365
00:48:07,030 --> 00:48:14,470
- I'm running out of cider.
- We won't be stopping on the next
gas station,

366
00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:18,390
if you don't drink beer, deal with it.
We don't have time to stop now.

367
00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:26,430
- Patu, have some of this.
- We still have some hard stuff too.

368
00:48:27,270 --> 00:48:28,180
- Go on.

369
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:32,150
- We'll close Patu in the trunk if 
he doesn't stop whining.

370
00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:43,400
- No, we'll drag him behind the car,
it's almost like when getting married,

371
00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:47,330
would make a good rattling sound...

372
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:01,380
- Get over there now, 
we'll take some promo pictures.
And put the bottles away.

373
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,020
- As always.

374
00:49:05,090 --> 00:49:07,490
- Now stand there, we need
a real macho men look.

375
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:12,110
- Is this the most uncomfortable place
you could think of?

376
00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:20,490
OK guys, just stand there, 
and I'll take some pictures.

377
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,210
Hey, hide those vodka bottles.

378
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:28,480
- Get some feel to it now.

379
00:49:29,470 --> 00:49:30,130
- No fingers!

380
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:37,090
- Hey, I need an angry look now.
This is going to look good.

381
00:49:37,190 --> 00:49:41,120
- You're taking the pictures?
- That's pretty sad.

382
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,470
- Let me handle the business here.

383
00:49:45,090 --> 00:49:49,210
- One of you could kneel down 
in the front.
- Patu should, he's the smallest one.

384
00:49:56,050 --> 00:49:59,270
- And now shout: Rock & Roll!

385
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:11,180
- Terrific, we got something right today.
But now we have to go again.

386
00:50:13,220 --> 00:50:14,350
- Where's my bottle?

387
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:26,170
- I can't stand your constant boozing.
I'll quit for today.

388
00:50:31,050 --> 00:50:34,160
Just stay there, this is going nowhere now.

389
00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:45,060
- Soon we'll be touring the world.
We'll have gigs and chicks.
- We're great.

390
00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:53,120
- This thing is working.
- This thing will work.

391
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:57,210
- Can you handle that?
- What if you get cocky?

392
00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:04,420
- I can take it. Although the camper 
is too small for shagging.
- We're ready for fame.

393
00:51:07,170 --> 00:51:12,480
- I'm the king.
- You could never be the king.

394
00:51:13,430 --> 00:51:16,040
- Shut your mouth now, Antsa.

395
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:33,160
Hi, it's Chris. The Maritime festival 
promotion thing didn't work out,

396
00:51:34,010 --> 00:51:40,060
the guys were too drunk for it.

397
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,200
It was a hassle.

398
00:51:44,380 --> 00:51:53,360
And those promo pictures, I didn't
like them, the professional 
didn't quite catch the essence.

399
00:51:54,140 --> 00:52:03,210
I took some pictures too, 
but I don't know...

400
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,050
OK, let's use my shots then.

401
00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:09,110
The promotional work continues

402
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:26,130
- OK guys, get in.
- Oh, this is great.

403
00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:44,090
The guys are doing promotion, 
interview after another and then all over again.
The Rockstarba phenomenon is starting...

404
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:10,260
- That interview took a strange turn.
- Luckily you drink mineral water,
Jamo, not booze like the others.

405
00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:13,370
- Let's go, hurry.

406
00:53:15,310 --> 00:53:19,140
- May I have some? I'm thirsty.

407
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,320
- Aw shit, this is pure vodka!

408
00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:32,270
- Get me the "house mineral water", you know, and get
yourself a small cider.

409
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:41,170
- I noticed this little ad 
in a newspaper.

410
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:48,080
This is our low profile advertisement
for the auditions

411
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:55,450
- And I thought, why not?

412
00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:10,370
- Oh, with Bischmann? You know,
some arguments on the road as usual.

413
00:54:17,050 --> 00:54:21,220
- OK, do you have any requests for the
next promo appearance?

414
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:33,380
- Yes we have. We have written this
small wish list.

415
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:40,330
- Three cucumbers?
- Not for me.

416
00:54:40,430 --> 00:54:49,010
- 18 crates of beer?
- We need that to go on stage.

417
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:55,470
- Marshmallows?

418
00:54:57,230 --> 00:55:04,220
- And bring some booze too. Or actually quite a lot of it.
- Divided by colors, marshmallows?

419
00:55:06,450 --> 00:55:08,240
- What's the matter with that?

420
00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:16,380
- Ducks fly, I don't.
Maybe with some booze I might.

421
00:55:21,190 --> 00:55:28,000
- Where are we going, hey Patu?

422
00:55:28,470 --> 00:55:31,000
- To the marketplace.

423
00:55:34,190 --> 00:55:36,150
What are we doing at the marketplace?

424
00:55:37,050 --> 00:55:41,150
The band is making its first public
appearance at the Pyhtää marketplace.
They are not playing anything yet,

425
00:55:41,330 --> 00:55:46,330
just promoting themselves. A security person
took away the tape from the camera and has not
returned it yet...

426
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:51,330
- Antsa, you have always been the
only problem in our family.

427
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:57,360
- You know what has always been 
the biggest problem? You.

428
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:08,390
- I am mild mannered and I have never
drunk too much nor played with women.
- You've given up on everything, except lying.

429
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,060
- It doesn't matter really.

430
00:56:13,450 --> 00:56:19,430
- Damn, I need something to drink.
- Here's some mineral water...

431
00:56:20,030 --> 00:56:21,400
- I won't have any more of your
"mineral water".

432
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:33,490
- So if you start to booze, 
you start to booze.

433
00:56:34,210 --> 00:56:42,290
I don't think anyone should have a problem
with that.

434
00:56:44,090 --> 00:56:51,060
- Have to pee, have to pee! More beer!
- Behave yourselves now, we're stopping.

435
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,190
- We'll get some beer now!

436
00:56:58,130 --> 00:57:05,410
- You can have one each.
- One crate! We're taking one crate each.
- Eight cans is OK for me.

437
00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:18,200
- Damn, it's over nine o'clock, 
we're not getting any.
- They're not selling.

438
00:57:19,010 --> 00:57:25,110
- The tank is filled up, there's no time for
smoking, get in.

439
00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:36,290
- This spring I had a bad age crisis about
turning 30 so I thought I should do something
about it.

440
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:44,230
This rock thing is suitable for me as
I still look quite young, 
don't you think?

441
00:57:47,450 --> 00:57:55,120
- I'm a Ph.D. and commercial institute
graduate so I think I can handle a
heavy metal project.

442
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:01,330
- Yes dad, but these kind of projects
just take a lot of money.

443
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:20,460
- Howdy. Is this the rehearsal place?
- This is it.
- OK, this is it, right.

444
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,190
- This is my home.
- Really?

445
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:27,090
- Where the hell are the other guys?

446
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:35,400
- Hey, no outsiders allowed.
- Christian, don't you recognize me?
It's Make.

447
00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:40,450
- I got a haircut...

448
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,090
- Hi.
- Howdy.

449
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:50,190
- Uh, you too! You haven't...
OK, still got it.

450
00:58:52,390 --> 00:58:59,230
- Decent keyboards, OK.
- Go there, in the rear, pick up your
guitar and stand there.

451
00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:10,350
- Where's the guitar gear?
- Gear? There it is, top of the class.

452
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,230
- Goddamnit! You're kidding me!
- What's the matter, it's OK.

453
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:16,470
They told me it's 
a great amp.

454
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:22,180
- Hey Christian, this set has too few
cymbals, I don't have a good feel with these.

455
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:32,110
- Cymbals? I saw in the TV that 
that is the approximate average.

456
00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:38,130
- Patrick, what amateur theater 
sweater are you wearing now?

457
00:59:39,470 --> 00:59:47,180
- I have a t-shirt under it.
- OK, take the sweater off.

458
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:04,490
Guys, the gear is up, 
let's start.

459
01:00:05,430 --> 01:00:10,040
Hurry up, play something.

460
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:32,440
- God damn it, play the same song,
all of you.
- We don't have any songs.

461
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,470
- But you know some songs?
- I ain't got no lyrics.

462
01:00:36,070 --> 01:00:40,160
- The singer must have some lyrics.
- OK, I'll write you some.

463
01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:44,480
- Lyrics!
- Thanks and bye.

464
01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:50,240
- ...wings of a poison angel...

465
01:00:56,180 --> 01:01:01,380
- OK, here's some words for you, just
sing along, it'll be good.

466
01:01:02,130 --> 01:01:06,330
Hey, no liquer. I'll confiscate them.

467
01:01:10,090 --> 01:01:13,370
OK, now go on.
- Gimme back my soup.

468
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:20,360
- No way. Just play...
- What should I play then?

469
01:01:21,270 --> 01:01:26,350
- It goes like ta-ta-taadatta-ta-ta
and so on, you know, heavy metal?

470
01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:31,140
- Something like that, yes.

471
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,480
- More balls to that, more attitude.

472
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,200
- Everybody!

473
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:55,430
- More attitude!

474
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,200
- Play it again, damn.

475
01:02:14,310 --> 01:02:16,180
"The land is covered in shadow"

476
01:02:20,110 --> 01:02:23,400
"of the wings of the poison angel"

477
01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:31,130
"Shining in the night, the cruel blade"

478
01:02:45,110 --> 01:02:52,430
- OK, I have to go now. I'll be back in
two hours, you will master the song
by then.

479
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:59,190
I'll be back in two hours.
- OK.
- Keep on training!

480
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:17,370
- The coast is clear.
- Should be here now, damn it.

481
01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:30,050
- It's here, right, get in.
- Yeah, yeah.

482
01:03:32,130 --> 01:03:34,010
- The party starts now!

483
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:44,100
- The land is covered in shadow.
- That's good, I think.

484
01:03:45,010 --> 01:03:49,040
- ... of the wings of the poison angel
- What is a poison angel?

485
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:55,340
- Well, what can it be?

486
01:03:55,450 --> 01:04:00,060
- Lands in the nest of sin.
- whirling...

487
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:07,410
- Let's try to play this again.
- Bischmann will be here in 5 minutes.

488
01:04:09,290 --> 01:04:11,320
Let's pretend we've been practising the whole time.

489
01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:53,390
- It's getting better, I see. 
But let's sleep on it, and it'll
be better tomorrow.

490
01:04:54,450 --> 01:04:59,380
- It'll get going.
"Ruthless oppressor..."

491
01:05:00,030 --> 01:05:05,200
"lands in the nest of sin"
- Let's take a rest now.

492
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:10,140
- "Steel whip slashes through"
- I really got to leave now.

493
01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:13,470
"and the head rolls on the ground"
- I'm in a hurry, I'll get back to you.

494
01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:16,090
- Until tomorrow.
- Bye bye.

495
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:23,400
- Guys, I just figured it out!
Let's try again!

496
01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:43,060
- Bischmann. Yeah, I don't do the
interviews, contact 
the Rockstarba assistant.

497
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,430
- Hi.
- Christian from the Rockstarba project.

498
01:05:50,470 --> 01:05:55,340
- We're doing this 80's heavy metal
project and we need some help
writing songs.

499
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:06,400
- 80's heavy metal? Isn't that passé?
- No! It's hot, it's like, um, retro.

500
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:19,220
- 80's, huh? OK, you need a hit then,
are you thinking of a ballad?
- No ballads, heavy rock.

501
01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:26,340
- Heavy guitar, long hair swinging,
that's what I watched on some old videos.

502
01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:36,400
- How about double bass drum style?
- Bass drum? OK, double! Aw, let's put
triple once we're at it.

503
01:06:42,310 --> 01:06:51,400
- How about the lyrics? Any ideas?
- Love would be a good theme.

504
01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:57,050
- A heavy song about love?
- Yeah, heavy love.

505
01:06:58,330 --> 01:07:14,180
Like "eightball of love" and "corner 
bag". And some heavy object too,
maybe a crowbar.

506
01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:20,230
- OK, I'll start working on 
the song for you.

507
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:32,300
- Damn it, crowbar. I know
a place to stick it.

508
01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:42,210
"You took me by surprise"

509
01:07:43,030 --> 01:07:46,330
"and made my blood freeze"

510
01:07:58,460 --> 01:08:03,170
OK Rick, Rick's your name, is it?
- Christian.

511
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:13,390
OK, here's a song for you. It's got
the eightball and the crowbar.

512
01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:26,270
- Yeah, the rock thing going.
You got the lyrics?

513
01:08:40,030 --> 01:08:42,480
Just this kind, I can hear
the triple bass drums too.

514
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,050
"You took me by surprise"

515
01:08:47,380 --> 01:08:50,210
"and made my blood freeze"

516
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:54,430
"As you came in from rear left"

517
01:08:55,060 --> 01:08:57,360
"and rolled under me"

518
01:08:57,480 --> 01:09:03,340
"I sink the eightball of love
into your cornerbag"

519
01:09:04,030 --> 01:09:12,060
"You blow up my skull
and swallow my crowbar"

520
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,330
Yeah, this rocks!
- Did you like it?

521
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:26,410
- Did you bring the money?
- Um, I was just arranging it
over the phone. You'll get it.

522
01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:30,230
Five grand, wasn't it?
- Yeah, five thousand.

523
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:39,160
- Jamo, you need to understand that I
cannot get new equipment for 
every rehearsal.

524
01:09:41,450 --> 01:09:52,200
Can't you play with those old ones?
Aren't they enough?

525
01:09:52,310 --> 01:09:57,010
Patu complained too? Maybe there was
something about the equipment...

526
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Hi, it is Christian von Bischmann here,
you had an ad that you are selling your drums?

527
01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:22,060
The ad says "a lot of cymbals",
do you really have a lot of them?

528
01:10:26,070 --> 01:10:36,010
In the autumn Christian travels to Nigeria
to continue his email-marketing campaign and other
ICT-businesses. The winter arrives, the new year
begins and the band rarely practise.

529
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:59,340
F*cking crappy gear, the color looks like shit,
f*ck it!

530
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,230
Make way, damn it!

531
01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:11,450
Christian von Bischmann returns from
his pretty long business trip to Nigeria.

532
01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:27,410
If this was good enough for royals,
it's good enough for me, I guess.

533
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:36,090
Looks pretty good.

534
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:44,460
Hi. Daniela? I'm here in Central Finland,
checking out some real estate.

535
01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:50,390
Has it been that long? Well, yes,
the snow is on the ground already.

536
01:11:53,280 --> 01:12:01,240
Have the guys been practising? Oh yeah?
Well, then I need to come over there.

537
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:06,320
I've bought some new gear for them too.

538
01:12:07,310 --> 01:12:14,300
I'll be there as soon as I can.

539
01:12:15,290 --> 01:12:17,170
This is quite OK.

540
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:37,300
- It was only drinking at Flegu's place
instead of practising, I heard.
- Yeah, it got a bit out of hand.

541
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:47,130
- This is the new rehearsal place and the new
gear. - Your old man is furious, as the
project is behind schedule.

542
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,000
- Oh yeah?

543
01:12:50,070 --> 01:13:01,280
- It's Daniela. I've got good news. 
Bischmann has returned. Yeah, I know,
it's been quiet for a while.

544
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:05,140
We're back in action.
He's got you a new rehearsal place.

545
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:37,070
- I'm really angry, we're so behind
schedule. What's you explanation?

546
01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:41,270
- Hey, look at that! Welcome.
- OK.

547
01:13:43,390 --> 01:13:52,300
- I wonder if these are for us?
- OK, these are, um, right.

548
01:13:53,210 --> 01:13:55,390
- Stupid color on the drums.

549
01:14:03,330 --> 01:14:07,460
- Hey Bisse, where do I turn these on?
- Don't touch them, Jamo, they belong
to the record company.

550
01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:14,490
- There's the amp for you.
Tech21 instead of earlier JX20, this is one level better!

551
01:14:15,270 --> 01:14:19,350
It's OK, I heard.
- Aw f*cking no!

552
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:27,390
- Patu, I see your hair has grown,
are you growning your hair long?
- Yeah.

553
01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:32,260
- It doesn't suit you, believe me.

554
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:52,150
You've been practising these songs for
a while but I went to a real pro to get
some new material for you.

555
01:14:52,490 --> 01:14:56,090
It's really got balls, let's hear it.
Should be just right for us.

556
01:14:57,090 --> 01:15:03,130
Should work alright for us.

557
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:05,180
- Let's see and hear.

558
01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:13,050
- Great sound!

559
01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:40,240
- Mr. Isto Hiltunen wrote it. He's a big
name in the rock genre.

560
01:15:40,340 --> 01:15:45,440
- Huh, Isto who?
- Isto Hiltunen, the famous rock artist.

561
01:15:46,230 --> 01:15:51,320
- He makes dance music for old people!
- Tango man, that doesn't work for us.

562
01:15:53,490 --> 01:15:59,400
- No way in hell.
- This is too loud too.

563
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:09,480
- Let's try out our Poison Angel
once more.

564
01:16:10,060 --> 01:16:15,350
- OK guys. One more chance, 
impress me.

565
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,390
- My bass is in tune.

566
01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:49,190
"The land is covered in shadow 
of the wings of the poison angel"

567
01:16:49,220 --> 01:16:55,000
"Shining in the night, cruel blade 
of the circle saw of death"

568
01:17:05,290 --> 01:17:10,220
"Ruthless oppressor
lands in the nest of sin"

569
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:15,340
"Steel whip slashes through
and soon the head rolls on the ground"

570
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:20,390
"No more screams of love"

571
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:26,310
"but voluptuous lust"

572
01:17:26,430 --> 01:17:31,370
"Skin beaten dark, bulls moaning"

573
01:17:32,020 --> 01:17:36,350
"The matron has arrived to stay"

574
01:17:37,190 --> 01:17:42,140
"And soon you will feel, 
the boars will be satisfied"

575
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:49,090
"The beast is rubbing his hands,
let's get things burning!"

576
01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:20,390
- This is great, I'm really surprised!
Go on like this, let's forget 
that other song.

577
01:18:22,050 --> 01:18:28,000
I'm in a hurry, I'll book a studio
for us, but I have this 
little surprise for you first.

578
01:18:29,170 --> 01:18:31,480
- What's it gonna be this time?

579
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:05,460
- Enjoy this, I'll book the studio
and come back.

580
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,010
- I expect you to be able to perform this 
song as well as today in the future too.

581
01:19:09,110 --> 01:19:10,000
- We'll be better!

582
01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:28,480
- It's just that you need to
give your all.

583
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:36,350
You need to push it. I know you've
got it, that's why you're the
leader of the band.

584
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:42,330
- I think everyone was surprised as we
picked up this guy from in front of that 
great mansion.

585
01:19:43,310 --> 01:19:48,380
Even I was a little jealous, swearing that some day 
it would happen to me too...

586
01:19:49,350 --> 01:19:52,160
But when I get this Nigerian business
running...

587
01:19:54,210 --> 01:20:03,140
- Actually, on behalf of the whole
orchestra, I have to say that you're
not going to f*ck us anymore.

588
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:20,480
- Was it swinging a bit? You weren't 
quite keeping up with me and I was 
the first one to reach the end. I won.

589
01:20:27,010 --> 01:20:31,370
- Bischmann showed me the guitar riff
and I mastered it.

590
01:20:32,170 --> 01:20:39,260
Pan it! Make it like a panorama in the channel!
- Panning is like from side to side.

591
01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,100
- Panning is f*cking!

592
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:59,210
- This concept must stay together, so
let's not enter the highway of lust.

593
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:08,490
- I f*cking love you!
- Next it's 23

594
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:19,160
- I bought this concept from Hungary,
I knew this was what the market needed.

595
01:21:22,310 --> 01:21:26,070
I had this vision, I knew this was it.

596
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:34,040
You are the kind of bunch that needs to
be cornered first to show what
it has.

597
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:40,460
- The studio has been booked and I think
this is going to be the greatest hit of all time.

598
01:21:43,130 --> 01:21:47,080
- We'll be rich, I'm going to promise that...

599
01:21:47,210 --> 01:21:52,070
- Will we get any money out of this?
- Of course! You'll get a lot of beer.

600
01:21:54,010 --> 01:22:00,320
- This is my project, you're the 
front man because I let you.
Now don't get cocky.

601
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:09,470
This is my thing, don't try to
get to me.

602
01:22:10,090 --> 01:22:20,120
- I think I'll beat you up 
very soon, Bisse. You said a few quite nasty 
things about my brother.

603
01:22:20,230 --> 01:22:22,100
- Who puts the bread in your mouth? 
Who feeds you?

604
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:35,380
- There you are! You're buying the others 
beer but no cider for me.

605
01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:43,090
You know I don't drink beer.
- I'll handle this.

606
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:47,470
- What cider to you want?
- I had to go to the supermarket 
to get my own perry cider.

607
01:22:48,190 --> 01:22:53,470
You hate me!
- Shit, no, you're as important 
as the others.

608
01:22:54,230 --> 01:23:01,430
But if you have these desires of your own, I cannot help
you with them. - You think you're so 
much better with that tie on.

609
01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:09,460
- I cannot satisfy all your...
go to the toilet now!

610
01:25:50,470 --> 01:25:54,130
- Go f*ck yourself with that 
f*cking camera.

611
01:26:41,350 --> 01:26:43,210
- You should always take the receipt.